The yard sign, that barometer of popular sentiment amongst young hipsters and aging hippies alike, has started to fall behind the times in terms of messaging. Most assert in defiant fashion that:
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LOVE IS LOVE (Translation: Homo is good.)
BLACK LIVES MATTER (Translation: White lives don’t.)
SCIENCE IS REAL (Translation: Question not COVID and Climate Change.)
NO PERSON IS ILLEGAL (Translation: Open the borders.)
DEFUND THE POLICE (Translation: Next time you need a cop, call a social worker.)
These slogans don’t pack the same punch that they once possessed, and are out of step with typical Leftist politics, which have shifted further left. It is time for a yard sign makeover, so here is my recommendation:
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA (Translation: Kill the Jews.)
TAX THE RICH (Translation: Liquidate the middle class and any remaining Jews.)
GENDER IS FLUID (Translation: Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola, Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola—sorry, Tourette’s struck, and I had to insert that chorus from the Kinks.)
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ABOLISH PRISONS (Translation: Next time it will be the cops calling you for help.)
PROPERTY IS THEFT (Translation: I want your sneakers, motherf*cker.)
I think that I have captured quite well the current zeitgeist on the Left with these slogans, but the only way to tell is to have one printed up, place it on my lawn and see if it catches on with my neighbors.
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