One thing that the Cornell sexcapades reminds us it is that sexual relations outside of marriage are fraught with complications. If a little lady is incapacitated at a party, for example, she cannot truly consent. Other little ladies may only be tipsy, and may consent to be defiled. Then it all goes downhill.
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Long after the act, the coed magically rejiggers her memory banks after some man-hating gender studies assignment and subliminal leftist messaging. Perhaps she is even resentful after realizing her inferiority is dissonant with feminist orthodoxy. Perhaps she conjured some imagined slight, or was unduly influenced by her vindictive sorority sisters.
Similarly unwholesome Freudian repressions can potentially consume seemingly self-actualized astronauts. Remember NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak? Yep, a high-functioning astronaut who participated in a 13-day Shuttle mission in 2006.
Just a year later, she donned some space diapers during a wicked 900-mile trip from Houston to Orlando to confront a female Air Force officer who was dating a space shuttle pilot with whom Nowak had been involved.
More details are available online, but the point is a highly trained aeronautical engineer, once on top of the world, became consumed by jealous female fits.
We must dispense PC niceties by proactively preventing similar episodes of possessive rage in our upcoming moon bases. Due consideration should be given to the natural desires of virile, high-octane workers, while reducing deep emotional entanglements that undermine workplace cohesion. To avoid the “he said, she said” syndrome, build a welcoming, sociable brothel.
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Engineers are designing robotic systems to initiate infrastructure on the Moon. NASA endeavors to put a nuclear reactor on the Moon by 2030. Maybe plans for a lunar base camp for future space exploration should also consider basic human desires. This is natural; it is nothing to be ashamed of. After all, building infrastructure in the unforgiving environment will be hard work requiring exuberant toxic masculinity.
Rather than keeping everything pent-up, male-dominated construction crews may appreciate some cozy female comfort after toiling in the magnificent desolation. A sanitized and well-maintained “House of Repute” might also help soothe the lunar roughnecks’ inherent urges. Indeed, studies indicate that legal brothel workers in Nevada feel more secure and report less violence than those who illegally ply their trade. A female author writes that “Nevada’s legal brothel system deserves national credit.” Let’s keep an open mind.
Widening our terrestrial view beyond Nevada, this chart lists countries where prostitution is legal in 2025. It is legal in 39 countries; partially legal in 54 countries; and illegal in 69. Interestingly, some of the freer and more advanced countries oversee legal prostitution with various restraints (and loopholes). It’s noteworthy that the “oldest profession” tends to be illegal in more repressive regimes.
Brothels in America’s Wild West helped transform frontier towns into established communities as our terrestrial destiny became manifest. What about our space destiny? Will they provide enticing respite for our space cowboys? Assiduously regulated facilities could play a discreet role in transforming our wild lunar frontier into sustainable settlements, aiding further space exploration. Debates about “consent” will become moot.
What happens on the Moon (between consenting adults with agency), stays on the Moon, And don’t forget: Mars Needs Women, too.
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