You know what, if I had to see and hear this, then so do you:
NEW: Democrat Maine Senate candidate Ashley Webb says he would produce “a mucus” while discussing his alleged “cycle.”
The comment came as Webb was telling a bizarre story about how his birth records got “destroyed.”
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— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 20, 2026
That man is James “Ashley” Webb, and he’s running to replace Graham Platner as Senate candidate as the Democrats attempt to unseat Susan Collins in Maine.
Now mind you, this is the same guy who said what he brings to the table in the race is “transparency” and a commitment to honesty; in his words, “I wouldn’t lie to the people and I wouldn’t deceive the people.”
Brother man, you’re lying to and deceiving yourself.
When questioned on how he discovered he was actually an “intersex” individual, he says…“through medical records that don’t add up.” He then elaborates, claiming there was some administrative anomaly at the time he was born…but how does that determine him to be intersex? The hospital staff filed his birth record late, so that means he’s actually a female? What kind of illogical, fallacious, and deluded take is that?
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Then, he says his estrogen levels are high—buddy, that’s because you’re fat and unhealthy, not because you’re actually a woman. I’m no doctor, but I do have two sons, and therefore a vested interest in their health, which compelled me to do just the tiniest bit of research to make sure I was providing an environment where they could be as hormonally healthy as possible. All that to say, I do know this: Excess visceral fat, particularly around the waistline, is “highly active tissue that produces an enzyme called aromatase.” Now when we’re dealing with males, who have significantly more testosterone than females, that enzyme converts testosterone into estrogen. This is a vicious cycle, because lower testosterone means more belly fat, which means more aromatase, equalling less and less testosterone and more and more estrogen. It’s really quite simple. Lose the weight, feel like a man.
Then, he alleges he has ovaries (his explanation for his elevated estrogen levels), but if he wants to be “transparent,” then we need to see an ultrasound or an MRI…but I’m guessing he can’t provide those, because I’m guessing he doesn’t actually have ovaries. Nevertheless, his claim is the basis for his grossest revelation of all: he previously experienced a monthly “cycle,” which included “leaking mucus.” From…where? He doesn’t claim to have a vagina, which leaves two options…aaaaand I’m thoroughly sickened. Buddy, as someone with firsthand knowledge, I can confidently say that’s not what a woman’s cycle actually is, and dripping mucus from a genital orifice as a dude sounds like something is seriously wrong.
Now at this point, Webb isn’t expected to be the Democrat nominee, but I really wish he was.
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