Here’s the latest news from Maine as the Democrat Nominating Jamboree comes to a close.
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The Lady Android, that is, Shenna Bellows, dropped out. Rumor says that she will be shipped back to the factory for an upgrade and reprogramming before returning to her home in the gated Ex Machina community at Uncanny Valley. The upgrade will include more lifelike human skin tone and improved vocal and behavioral capabilities. No word as to whether the reprogramming will include the latest woke directives.
Nirav Shah also closed his campaign, after it was explained to him that “I obeyed Anthony Fauci” is not a winning campaign slogan.
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An interview with Ashley Baggins Webb was released, in which he presents evidence for the claim that he’s actually a woman. (Warning: don’t watch this while eating.)
And oh yeah, they actually selected a candidate, that being Troy Jackson. That’s right, the guy who a month ago came in third in the Democrat primary race for governor. Yeah, him.
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I kind of envy Susan Collins right around now.
