I know I’m late to this party and that many others have written about this before, but, cut me some slack please, as I have a full-time job, an ever-growing honey-do list, and countless medical appointments to deal with. So anyway:
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Transgender dolls will be accessible to Minnesota school children between the ages of 4 and 10 starting this fall, as a result of a taxpayer-funded development program supported by Gov. Tim Walz, according to a report in The College Fix.
Yay!
The MyGenderDolls were developed in part through the University of Minnesota’s Early Innovation Fund and will be available for use starting this fall. They are intended to be a “therapeutic resource” for “clinicians and educators,” and were “designed for gender diverse children.” According to the MyGenderDolls website, the dolls feature drawings of children of different ages, shapes, and skin colors. Kiddos will be able to choose different internal and external removable genitals, as well as clothes, and other accessories to help them “visualize their anatomy and genders.”
After all, the site states, “We make gender fun!”
Apparently, those behind MyGenderDolls believe many parents think playing around with their kid’s gender is “fun,” too, as the site also sports an invitation to “Join the waitlist.”
In related news, apparently some Care Bears are trans. (What would “Teddy” Roosevelt have to say about that?) A taxpayer-funded exhibition by something apparently called Villiers Revealed includes an exploration of Care Bears as “a symbol for the LGBTQA+ community,” because one or more of them are “transgender or gender fluid.”
I am moved by this bear bravery. Shades of Selma, Alabama.
According to Culture Leicestershire, who puts on the event, the exhibit aims to promote “trans narratives erased by colonialism.” I was tragically unaware that the transness of inanimate plush toys had been erased by colonialism. I promise to do better. Culture Leicestershire also avers that “Funshine Bear,” one of the ten original critters, is an LGBT symbol because it has been both a male and female toy over the years. No wonder why its motto is “Live the fun life.” Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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This is good to hear. If a trans revolution sweeps across our doll community, there may soon be no need for both a Barbie and a Ken doll. Just a Ben or Karbie doll could suffice. It could be marketed with interchangeable genitalia and other body parts. Ben could have breasts and Karbie could sport a penis and scrotum. How fun! Hours of enjoyment for your soon-to-be gender-confused offspring!
And I’m just scratching the surface at this point. Think about American Girl Non-Gendered Young Person dolls. Some could be Muslim– dressed in niqabs, chadors, or thobes. How could one even tell what gender they are? How awesome would that be? Fight transphobia, Islamophobia, and xenophobia at the same time! Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy could be made into one non-binary doll named Raggedy Anndy. Brilliant! Cabbage Patch Kids could be easily transformed, as well.
We live in amazing times. Could the Founders have predicted that our institutions of higher learning would one day teach our kids to hate them, their own country, its past, and their parents? Or that one or more of these august institutions would design dolls to let young kids customize their own gender?
Hats off to thee, Minnesota. I’m guessing that “Tampon” Timmy Walz has more Care Bears than his daughter, no doubt including at least one “Funshine Bear.” Don’t know about Keith Ellison.
(For related reading, see “Tim Walz used taxpayer dollars to fund a kiddie sex doll so 4-year-olds can learn about ‘options’” by Olivia Murray.)
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